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Bartenders take note...

A recent study showed how marketers get you to drink more, and to drink faster, and truly this is fascinating...

In a paper published this month in PLoS ONE, the team reports that whereas the group with straight glasses nursed their 354 milliliters of lager for about 13 minutes, the group with the same amount of beer served in curved glasses finished in less than 8 minutes, drinking alcohol almost as quickly as the soda-drinkers guzzled their pop. However, the researchers observed no differences between people drinking 177 milliliters of beer out of straight versus fluted glasses.
It is truly amazing how controlled and manipulated we are. Sixty Minutes on CBS dedicated a long segment to "The Flavorists" - a multi-billion dollar industry that pumps out literal tankers full of chemical concotions designed to make things "taste better", sell better, and specifically with a delicious but very short finish to cause you to eat and drink more.

All to turn very ordinary food as simply the cheapest possible base to modify with fat, sugar and largely artificial and "natural" flavorings to very cheaply make crap taste delicious - all with the goal of massive profit. I even noted that they have developed an artificial flavoring designed to closely mimic the effects of oak aging.

The result: produce cheap, column stilled product that barely falls into the regulatory definition (like 94% "rum"), then add meticulously developed and completely artificial additives to make it taste like a real and authentic, truly aged and pure rum.

Folks, we no longer have real food, and ever fewer real spirits. It's all marketing designed to make what really amounts to artificial food and drink. If you get a chance, please - please - find and watch this revealing segment.

Oh, and before I forget...

The segment also confirms the myth of "natural" flavors (as you have read frequently in this forum. "Natural" flavoring may simply mean finding a component of pig rump (the "natural" part) and then adding a host of completely artificial ingredients to create, say, "natural orange flavor".

The industry has managed to convince us that "natural" means "real as from nature", eg a real orange squeezed to make real orange juice. I have confronted a number of distillers on their use of "natural spices" and asked directly - are you using real and whole spice as grown and harvested from the fields?

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Yes, tis a sad state of affairs.

Capn',

I do see a potential, though possibly ephemeral, window of opportunity.

I am not a scotch drinker, but I have seen on your site and others a similar state of affairs regarding scotch.

The short concept I present is largely dependent on long time drinkers of scotch or rum who have exceptional nose, palate, and taste memories of the REAL product. These folks will be the vanguard for the under-educated masses. I say this because what is happening is that there is a market segment not being addressed, THE REAL THING. It is natural for a void to be filled when there is a demand, maybe small, but still large enough to spur smaller entrepreneurs to fill that void. This is where those with sufficient knowledge are able to 'shepherd' the uninitiated to the 'promised land' (no religion intended).

I remember when there were a few regional breweries around the country, but the vast majority of beer sales went to the likes of Budweiser, Miller, Coors and a handful of other. To me it was all crap. I plainly did not like American beer. My first trip to Europe in 1970 began in Britain. What an eye-opening moment that was. I could not believe the variety of brews in Britain. I loved it!!! Fricken flashes pounding through my limited brain asking 'Why the shit can't they make something like this in America?'. Then France...American-like swill; Spain better; Portugal I stuck to Madeira and port; Germany kick-ass but not the variety of Britain. Stray for a moment for a short reminisce. One time in Germany I bought a used four cylinder Mercedes. Drove all day and spotted a small hotel on a secondary road, looked neat and inviting with a bar and restaurant on the ground floor. Checked in. Husband and wife owned and operated. As I was heading upstairs to toss my things in my room the husband asked if I was coming down for dinner. I said of course. Whereupon he informed me tonight he would be opening that year's first barrel(s) of his home brew and that folks would be coming from kilometers around to indulge so I should waste no time in getting back downstairs so I could grab a spot to eat and maybe sample his artistry. A meal and one liter later I walked up the stairs on all fours. :D Probably one of the best lagers I have ever had and it had to be over 10% alcohol....done with the aside. I became jaded about brews. Over the years I spent in Europe I hit most countries outside the 'Wall' except for Scandinavia. Eventually residing back in the US and still the same swill. Then in the early 80's a friend told me about a small independent brewery in North/Central California called Sierra Nevada that was making ales. It took me nearly a year before I found a liqueur store that carried it, but stock was small and sporadic. They became quite successful and eventually sold out to the 'big boys'. Nevertheless, a new era in brew had started in the US....the micro-brewery. A throw-back in time to another era except they continued to expand their skills and offerings and the American public was allowed to at least have the opportunity to learn what 'real' brew should taste like. I see this as a possibility for rum and scotch and any other distillates that are being compromised for the bottom line by fancy labels and bottles, high prices that many think equate with quality, slick marketing, and label descriptions that are just platitudes rather than facts and honesty.

Those are my thoughts and hopes in this regressive era of quality and truth in marketing.

Regards,
John
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What a lovely story....

Thanks for taking the considerable time and effort to share your experiences with all of us. I am proud to have you as a participant in mutual effort to promote real and pure spirits.
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