Those of you who've had the opportunity to see the Frozen One clothed would prefer he kept it that way. Dropping trou is recommended for much younger, much more fit young men - still in college, with flat abs and something worth showing. Roundly adult men ought not to do so, nor even think about even wearing Speedo's at the beach.
But Wolfie was never known for subtlety. To both my glee and my horror, the Furry One made this brazen announcement:
For example here's his new and improve Vodka link (now with review scores)! - http://therumhowlerblog.wordpress.com/vodka-reviews/"I have had so many requests to add my scores to my Main Menu Review Pages that today I finally began the huge task. Check out my new and improved Menu Pages for Gin Reviews, Tequila Reviews, and Vodka Reviews."
Why Wolfy is better clothed...
A quickie rough cut reveals these:
Vodkas reviewed: 58
Scores:
50-59: 0
60-69: 0
70-79: 10
80-89: 24
90-100: 14
For those who may recall both the early and late Reviewer's Reviews of the Wolfmeister, his former distribution of scores looked like this:
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Remember, for a normal distribution, the average score should be close to 75 (center of the bell curve), with equal scores on either side, and with precious few under 60 or over 90. A normal bell curve is shown, which reveals the amazing high bias of this "it's all good", uh, "reviewer."
But here's the amazing part!
Before now, Wolfy was able to hide his bias, except for those who managed to find and read the Reviewer's Review and Re-Review of his scoring. But now - in typical Canookie fashion - he seems almost proud of his bias to the point that he has actually posted them in plain sight, in the altogether for all - together - to see. My gawd man, have you no shame?
It's like a fat man with a Speedo hanging down there somewhere below a drooping abdomen, and with a self-induced wedgie. You know, the kind that drives mothers to quickly shield tender eyes and to remove their brood down the beach to the G-rated family section.
And the beat goes on...
