http://monkeyrum.com/about-us/
We all know these made-up products have a monkeyed up story, with all manner of luscious and special descriptors for the rum. What I like about these boyz is they don't even pretend it's about the rum, but rather something very different...
What was it your mother said when trying to set you up with a "nice" girl? "Well, she has a nice personality...". And in this case a tail as well, lol..."The Secret Ingredient
Zane Lamprey has spent countless hours making sure his rum has all the best ingredients. However, the most important of these is not something you can easily find or identify. That ingredient is Personality.
Through his travels, Zane has come to realize that no matter how many times you distill, or how much effort you put into the process, if a drink doesn’t come with some personality, the purpose is lost. Monkey Rum is about adventure, experience, and having a good time. This rum is about letting that inner monkey out and embracing your wild side.
“Let Monkey Rum inspire your sense of adventure.” -Zane Lamprey"