The Black Tot started it! - Funny sayings...

Post by **Capn Jimbo** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 5:43 pm

"Let them have the stage, so long as I need not be in the audience" The Black Tot (Bukowski)

OK Tot, let's get the parting started...

"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse."

Woody Allen

da'rum · Post by **da'rum** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:51 am

I may be drunk but you're ugly and by tomorrow morning I'll be sober.

Churchill (I think)

Never argue with fools, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Light is faster than sound, that explains why some people seem bright until they speak

The Black Tot · Post by **The Black Tot** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:41 pm

Hahaha!

All right, here's two more of my faves about music...

“The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side” - Hunter S Thompson

"Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best" - Frank Zappa

da'rum · Post by **da'rum** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 6:48 am

Post by **Capn Jimbo** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:06 am

...leave it to da'rum, lol...

da'rum · Post by **da'rum** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:44 am

Post by **Capn Jimbo** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:00 am

Predicting the Project, lol...

G. K. Chesterton: "What is ever worth doing is worth doing badly"...

Post by **Capn Jimbo** » Thu May 21, 2015 7:35 pm

All things in moderation! Including moderation.

(Versions by Ralph Waldo Emerson and Iveta Cherneva)

If the phone don't ring, it's me calling.

(My friend Scott, about ex'es)

The Black Tot · Post by **The Black Tot** » Sun May 24, 2015 5:09 am

(seen on facebook the other day)

"I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying nobody has ever seen Batman and I in the same room together."

DanL · Post by **DanL** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:52 pm

"Watch football? I'd rather shove wasps up my arse". Usually said by me.

"She was a double bagger; one for her and one for me, in case hers fell off". An associate describing an evening on the beers when his beer goggles rendered even the most offensive looking suitor attractive.

Post by **Capn Jimbo** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 8:54 am

"According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless."

Ashleigh Brilliant: Brilliant Thoughts

Oh, and this clever response to one of my posts on a political site:

Moi: "There is no conspiracy, relax already..."
Response: "Who told you to say that?"