Non Event Dept: "National Rum Day"

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Non Event Dept: "National Rum Day"

Post by Capn Jimbo »

"National Rum Day": almost as popular as National Prostatitis Day, both "celebrated" by Forbes Mag...


Believe it or not there's another one of those commercially based product "days", in this case "National Rum Day". What's next, "National Preparation H Day"? Wait and see.

Anyway, this is a big Forbes deal, as punk writer "Larry something" posted another of Forbes plush and well photographed, look-at-me articles obviously aimed at their 0.01% audience of conspicuous consumers. In his article "National Rum Day: Try Some Really Old Rum", Larrypoo blathers on about just two distillers worth "celebrating"...

Appleton's $5000 per copy "50 year old", and Plantation's entire line. The Plantation copy was so long and lush that it amounted to a near full page advertisement for them. I mean really, who's blowing who here? You decide. Worse yet, Larry (with whom I've debated before) once again shows how very little he knows about rum (other than what the distiller inserted up his posterior cererectum). Namely, he claims that Plantation is unique in their sherry barrel finishing, and second that Plantation's "exquiste" flavor comes from being made from sugar cane, not molasses.

Gulp, really, Larry?! I just hadda post...

At Capn Jimbo’s Rum Project (Googleable) we of course do a lot of thinking about rum, particularly fine pure and aged versions, of which there are few. In celebration of “National Rum Day” one could recommend any number of fine old rums from Mount Gay, Appleton, Flor de Cana, Barbancourt, Ron Matusalem, El Dorado and really quite a few others. All fall under your category of celebration of the finest.

Why you focused on a one-off 50 year old available only to handful of 0.01 percenters, and then posted an extended commercial for just one distiller is a matter of intrigue, I must say. And although Planatation does indeed produce a number of fine rums, your accolades that you attribute to “…the sugarcane (all quality rums are made from sugarcane, not cheaper molasses)” is almost completely false, as almost all the Plantations are sourced from your dreaded molasses. Second, Plantation is hardly unique in their sherry barrel finiishing, a process not uncommon to many rums, including Richard Seale (Doorly’s XO), Dos Maderas, and several others.

Still I wish to commend you for your excellent diction, grammer and complete sentences.
No doubt you're wondering, first will Larry leave this one up? I think so. And second, will Larry condescend to leave yet another snarky reply (his norm)? Survey sez...

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Post by JaRiMi »

Couldn't help but put in my 2cents...

"Appleton makes fine rums, and I am quite fond of the 21yo version myself. Their 50-year old is not, however, the oldest barrel-aged & bottled rum in the world, as you advertise. One can still find on occasion for example Gordon & MacPhail's 1941 Long Pond Jamaican rum, bottled in 1999 (which is several years older).

Plantation rums certainly are nice sippers, and very reasonably priced, but they aren't any more spectacular, or differently made, than other rums, I'm afraid. A number of rum bottlers and makers use a 2nd maturation, also called "cask finish", using ex-sherry, madeira, whisky etc. casks. Check out Bristol Spirits, Berry Bros (an interesting ex-Laphroaig cask matured Demerara was released), or Doorly's for example. And no, most Plantation rums are DEFINITELY not made from sugar cane juice (agricole style), but instead molasses."


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Capn's Log: I urge all readers to follow the link in the OP to see both my and Jarimi's response to Mr. Olmsted of Forbes. The fact that he received not one, but two opposing and qualified responses should produce and interesting dilemma for him. Thanks to JaRiMi for yet another post in the interest of honesty.

BTW, I am entirely intrigued by a Laphroig finished rum! As a HUGE Laphroig fan (and owner of a square foot of their real estate) I simply must find and try this one... Thanks, J!
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Post by JaRiMi »

It seems that everyone's now singing praises to the Ferrand estates' Plantation rum series, after Mr. Olmsted did his share of marketing for them. Eiher that, or the guys at Ferrand have decided to step up their marketing..

Latest one is the floating rumshack, where 2 products of the Plantation series are receiving a lot of praise.

A few odd comments though - didn't know the French have given (??) AOC to Guadeloupe, think not..and Trini rum has as much to do with Spain as my left foot (being European & mixed, I might well have spanish in me, if we go down several centuries - Trinidad was last in Spanish hands in 1797 I think it was). I guess they mean "hispanic", but again, Trini rums are not hispanic - nix.
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