Capn Jimbo's Rum Project Forum

Empty vessels make the most noise. My post count is proof. 500 posts of utter bullshit. So to celebrate my keyboard diarrhea I thought a pictorial was fitting.

Do you agree captain?

YES!!

Great!

A message to the shills.


How I feel after reading about the world takeover from multi nationals ie the TPP


How I feel when debating with Ed Hamilton



I believe I may be going mad, ear check!


The Cap'n alone at sea with the last barrel of unadulterated rum


But all is not lost as we still have our loves


Here's mine, aint she a beaut!?


But despite all the woes and injustices of the world we , at least for now, can sit back, read a book, drink, smoke and do our very best not to give one single fuck for a day.





and to all that may disagree

Absolutely brilliant...

I am simply struck dumb. Which wasn't hard by the way. Lovely post. Brilliant. I know of only one man who can exceed da'rum...

http://rumproject.com/images/BlowingSmoke.mp4

Ha! That was disturbing.




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Capn's Log: What was most disturbing was that he was in tune...

That was cool

My questions though are..



Surely he must prefer 1-Q? And second - and possibly even more important - how is it that a professional farter in a skin tight (but obviously porous) green suit and mask) take precedence over da'rum's absolutely brilliant post? This is not fair! To what depths have we sunk? And last, does posting this interfarter, er loper make moi a troll?

Fortunately we have a good supply of Beano here...

Not at all. I think your video is an apt and clear summary of my contribution to the forum over the last 500 posts. I'm reasonably sure that after the next 500 you'll need a mop and bucket.

Another avatar for the Cap'n. It's like bringing an apple for the teacher. Bloody kiss arse I am.