Quick, read this and tell me who wrote it...
Patron, right? Of course not. With not a shred of credit, the Wolf published his version of Patron's marketing hype as if it were his own? Earth to Wolfboy, if you really haven't visited the facility, if you lack intimate personal knowledge, wouldn't adding the line "...according to the distiller..." be in order?"Patron Silver Tequila (linked) is a pure 100% Agave Tequila made from agave grown in the highlands of Jalisco, Mexico. The Agave is 6 to 7 years old when harvested, and the heart of the plant or the piña is all that is used. These piñas are cut and slowly steamed in masonry ovens for 79 hours. The steamed piñas are then shredded and placed into a traditional stone pit, where they are broken (or shredded) into finer pieces with a large stone milling wheel called a Tahona. The resulting juice is then fermented for 72 hours in a wooden fermentation vat, and distilled twice in copper pot stills.
As a highland tequila,we can expect the Patron Tequila to exhibit strong fruity citrus notes and to have a little hot pepper in the delivery and the finish. The company was created in 1989 when John Paul DeJoria, and Martin Crowley formed The Patrón Spirits Company with the stated singular goal of producing “the best tequila in the world.”
You decide.
Now let's get to the fun part. Apart from having a rather unique palate, it has appeared that this reviewer believes what we are all after is his own private palate and preferences. I respectfully disagree. Gentlemen and women may disagree, but most of us prefer reviewers who simply and competently judge the quality of the spirit based on others of its class or style, sans free plugs.
In fact, leading reviewers (think Michael Jackson, Dave Broom, F. Paul Pacult, et al) make clear that their personal preferences have little to do with it. But from the same review...
(emphasis added)"I had trouble scoring this review, as it felt to me that my scores should be higher for a spirit which possibly has the quintessential flavour profile for its category. Then again my scoring has always been about my enjoyment, rather than my perception of quality."
What?!?!
Is he serious? I guess so. Let's say that again. The Wolf is all about, well, the Wolf. Quality apparently has less to do with it, sucking hind tit to his quirky personal palate and preferences. Is this bizarre? You decide..
Just how quirky is the furball?
Very. This poster review concludes with the Furry tongued reviewer inventing another of his "...series of Tequila cocktails named after the Travis McGee novels of American author John D. MacDonald. I have always like the Travis McGee novels, and the titles of these novels just seem to me to be particularly well suited to be also the names of great cocktails." Gee, I wonder how this stands with his copyright claim?
BTW, I join the Wolfboy in his acclaim for the (copyrighted) novels of John D. MacDonald and his 21 book series about Travis McGee. This singular Florida author is respected by all those who followed him in Florida based fiction novels. I own all 21 of them. McGee's fictional houseboat was said to be at slip F-18 at the world famous Bahia Mar in our own Fort Lauderdale, and which in real life was marked by a bronze plaque.
I live here, and I've been there. It's a pilgrimage for McGee lovers.
Here's the funny part. Travis McGee wasn't really a tequila drinker. To the contrary he was a beer man with an affinity for Carta Blanca, Harp and Guiness, among others. His go to drink was gin - the original, made in England, PlymouthGin. When his proper Plymouth production was moved to America, he switched to Boodles Gin. His special drink?
The McGee Special Martini: two tumblers filled two-thirds with cracked ice, season with sherry (then strained and dumped), filled to the top with Plymouth Gin (later Boodles), rub the rim with a twist of lemon, squeeze a drop or two of oil into the drink, throw away the twist and voila!
"Two McGee's" he'd exclaim. But tequila??
Rarely, if ever. But remember, you're in Canadian airheadspace now. No rules, 9% of anything but whisky in their "Candian Whisky", make it up as you go along, and last, claims of competence and ownership. Disagree?
I do too. It may be worse...