Gag Dept: "Special Consultant" Artic Wolf?

Post by **Capn Jimbo** » Thu May 16, 2013 10:25 am

Would someone please gag me with a spoon?

This one speaks for itself. In just a couple short years the Frozen Furry One has become a self-proclaimed reviewer of rum, whisky, gin, tequila, vodka, brandy and cognac, and wine yet! And if that's not enough he puts himself out as a mixed drink expert as well. Amazing! He's Michael Jackson, Dave Broom, F. Paul Pacult Robert Parker and Robert Hess all rolled into one. Huzza!

I need to puke, honest, can someone help me?

Although he claims this is was just a hobby, I ran across his personal entry at a Linkedin type site: Gavatar and I quote:

"Arctic Wolf, Edmonton, Alberta

Chip Dykstra (Aka Arctic Wolf) is an active reviewer of distilled spirits. He has acted as a Spirits Judge at several International Spirits Competitions, and provides specialized consulting services in the Spirits Industry."

http://en.gravatar.com/daemonzdog

Specialized consulting services in the Spirits Industry?! OMG! I'd LOVE to know with just who and on what he is "consulting". And what happened to his baseball card business? Please I beg you - anybody - please!! Doesn't anyone have a spoon? Hurry!! But perhaps I've been unfair:

Considering the state of rum marketing, perhaps he's the perfect consultant...

da'rum · Post by **da'rum** » Fri May 17, 2013 10:46 am

LOL, gilding the Lily a bit. The old tosser.

Specialised consulting= someone at sometime asked him his opinion on a forum.

NCyankee · Post by **NCyankee** » Sat May 18, 2013 4:43 am

I think this would be an opportune place to repost something from another thread:
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Just for fun I looked up the wolf's review of the Abuelo 12 yr - here is an excerpt:

"I am left with a rum that is so rich and flavourful that I do not want to mix cocktails with it, but one which demands too much of my attention to allow me to enjoy myself when I sip it straight or on the rocks."

WTF? I felt my IQ drop a couple points reading that....

Pretty sad that he is too lazy to devote his entire attention to a rum while he is reviewing it.