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Yup, no doubt you had the first impression I had. To be honest I've become so disenamoured of rum that I stopped cruising the stores for awhile. However, this week gave cause for a bit of celebration, thanks be for Sue Sea's new granddaughter. So being in the area, I dropped in at Total W&S and spent some time there. I saw the Berry collection - from say $80 to $100 and was sorely tempted by the 16 year Demeraran, from the Enmore pot stills, $89. But then I cruised by a bottle of Lagavulin 16 for $85.
To be fair the Lavagulin was winning out, mostly due to the fact that single malts as a group haven proven far more predictable and pure (not that I doubted Berry), thus this leaning was more a matter of learned behaviour. But as I was walking back and forth, muttering and telling the usual uninformed staff that "No, no, I don't need any help!", well, I spotted the bottle above.
Now surely, at just $12.99 for a 100 proof whisk(e)y this was a joke. Plastic screw top, cheesy label, shelved just above the completely overpriced moonshine.
As I was about to put it back, a couple things jumped out: first, that it was labelled "Bottled in Bond, under U.S. Government Supervision", front label yet. Hmm, that's a pretty rare sight. Then I read the fine print and discovered "Distilled by Heaven Hill". Really? And last I reflected on the sturm and drang of trying to live on a retiree's social security and I thought "Why the hell not? I'm a cheapskate. Ralfy and I both claim that the label and bottle don't matter. Put up or shut up, Jimbo!"
So I did put up, and bought it, took the pic, wrote this and here we go dudes and dudettes...
The Review
Note: this whiskey was aired for at least 20 to 30 minutes before tasting. Without airing, the addition of a bit of distilled water is advised.
Moi: Well the bottle has been well described, although in Sue Sea's place I should mention that the label pictures an open oak barrel and two stalks of corn. It's not classic, it's not traditional, it's not a marketing job, it's just cheap - meant to reflect the price I do suppose. Heaven knows that Heaven Hill does NOT want this one directly associated with their higher priced product, even if it is really good. But is it?
So I proceeded to pour out an ounce, when I reflected on the proof, and used my 3/4 measure. At 100 proof I nosed carefully and found a lightly spicy sweet corn, touch of cinnamon. Then went deeper with great care, fully expecting the alcohol prickle of a high proof young whiskey. No prickle. Then really DEEP and still - no prickle. Mellow Yellow Corn was well named, with the yellow label subliminally correct, nice.
The early palate opened with sweet, spicy corn heat and the cinnamon heat smoothly accelerating to the fore, with the high proof now making itself known, but pleasantly. I once had an Oldsmobile 442 (360hp) muscle car whose acceleration was remarkable but powerfully smooth, as the dual exhausts sweetly rumbled. Mellow Yellow Corn was the same, as the spicy heat built rolling nicely to a medium long black pepper and clove glowing finish and aftertaste (actually a white pepper finish, but the sweet corn, you know). Like a nice hot candy, the Mellow Corn has you literally licking your stimulated lips.
Heaven Hill's Mellow Corn Kentucky Straight Corn Whiskey not only lives up to its name, it exceeds it. This is easily a Best Buy whiskey, a really a must buy especially as it will fully demonstrate what the corn element in other whiskies is all about. A very nice and mellow, easy drinking, nicely aged 90% corn whiskey (4 years by law, and BIB).
Oops - one thing more. At a point I felt obligated to add a bit of water (which added a bit of mid to late palate astringency) and decided this whisky was just fine, this time (later I decided 2 tsp of water was in order). This is truly one of those few dangerously easy to drink whiskies whose balanced and harmonious sweet heat would indicate a designated driver is in order. Having a party? Buy a case...
Score (ten is best): 8.
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Note: In the United States, a "Straight Corn Whiskey" must be made of at least 80% corn in the mash, can be distilled to no more than 80%, aged at not more than 62.5% and last, must spend at least two years in used or uncharred new oak. Such a spirit is a mark of the distiller's art as used or uncharred new barrels are not going to save a bad run. Mellow Corn is 90%, and aged 4 years in good used barrels. It is 100% pure, no coloring, no additives. This whiskey opened at around $10, but is now up to $13 as it get discovered and appreciated.
Last, remember this is NOT a bourbon, but must be judged on its own as a corn whiskey.
http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CFR-2008-t ... ec5-22.pdf