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Whack-a-Mole Dept: Here we go again...

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Don't you just love this shite? It's fackin endless...


...the public's stupidity simply cannot be overestimated:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/so ... ine-better

What a hoot! This one is intended to sell for $250, and the bozo's have kicked in over $115,000 (well over their $85K goal) on Kickstarter. Although Kickstarter promotes their strict "rules", supposedly designed to protect the public's donations, it's clear that any wild-arsed claim is permitted. After all, Kickstarter profits from all these bizarre products, as do the slick promoters who invent these concepts.

It's endless...




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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/so ... ine-better
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/2 ... 99732.html
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Ageing is chemical process between wood and spirit. to age any alcohol You have to replicate the exact process which should be measurable independently. You can not replicate wood without wood being present in the chemical process.
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What do these schemes have in common?


1. Like the "flavor sticks" this one too promises to be able to convert an inexpensive wine or whisky into the equivalent of a fine aged products in minutes or hours. This reflects a world economy where most of us are in deep hurt. Many people simply can't afford the real thing.

2. Both use pseudo-scientific "breakthrough" claims, explained in overly simplistic, unsubstantiated terms and based on an understandable hypothesis. The flavor sticks' hypothesis: "Aging occurs through contact with wood". They then explain how their breakthrough sticks somehow cause so much more wood contact, that - breakthrough! Fast aging!!

This one trades on the public's rudimentary knowledge of "ultrasound" vibrations. Their hypothesis: "Wine slowly gets better over time through molecular reactions". They then claim that ultrasound is well known in the food industry, so - breakthrough! - they are just applying it to wine to speed up these interactions.

The key and common elements seem to be:

1. Shocking value.
2. Simplistic, familiar and convincing pseudo-scientific explanation, with no or minimal documentation
3. Genius repurposing of this "science" for, yup - the breakthrough.

Oh, and I forgot...

4. Some testimonials, usually of the late-night television type.
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