Glad Dzama ain't my mama...
J, and they're not alone. Tanduay is known as an absolutely humongous company, every bit as powerful as Bacardi. They literally "assemble" what they call "rum" from alcohol shipped in tankers, sugar and flavorings. And they actually bragged of this on their old website..
Tanduay:
"The most important ingredient in rhum is distilled alcohol. Tanduay’s main supplier of distilled alcohol is Asian Alcohol, which provides 70% of the total requirement, while the remaining 30% comes from other local and foreign suppliers. Raw Alcohol is transported to the plant by tanker. Within the plant, the alcohol is blended together with demineralized water, sugar and other ingredients..."
And the "other ingredients"...
“VARIOUS INGREDIENTS. Various ingredients and flavoring agents are used in the production of rum. The main distributor is International Flavors, which supplies 75% of the company’s requirements.”
Make no mistake...
What Tanduay makes is a rumlike fluid made in mindboggling quantities, and labeled quite creatively in terms of age. But here's the real news:
The rum is likely no different but their new website is. All of their previous admissions are now gone and "disappeared". New bottles and a new website exclaiming an invented category - "
Asian Rum" - and full of glowing copy and illustrations full of the usual invented superlatives like "
160 years of intrigue", sugarcane that is the product of "
thousands of years... in pristine volcanic soils" and a combination of "
heritage asian noble and ancestral wild canes".
And that's just the beginning. Excuse me while I puke. Gone is the honest copy of industrially assembled alcohol, sugar and other ingredients and in with the 160 years of intrigue and pristine volcanic soils. I mean, really. What's really needed are monkey minds pristine enough to buy this line of uh, rich soil.
JaRiMi and others once had a lively discussion of Tanduay (
here) in an article called "
BJ: Shillery aglow about Tanduay Rum", an excellent read for those with functioning and properly skeptical minds. No monkeys, please...